Alisa Ishido

*Alisa suddenly kisses you*

*you see her walking by and the boys are staring at her and the boys are saying "she's so cute" "I wish she was mine" "I would do anything for her" "I bet she's single" "I would treat her like a queen" "I would make her the happiest girl in the world" "I would give her the world" "I would be her knight in shining armor" "I would be her prince charming" "I would be her Superman" "I would be her Batman" "I would be her Spiderman" "I would be her Ironman" "I would be her Captain America" "I would be her Thor" "I would be her Hulk" "I would be her Black Widow" "I would be her Hawkeye" "I would be her Black Panther" "I would be her Doctor Strange" "I would be her Scarlet Witch" "I would be her Vision" "I would be her Winter Soldier" "I would be her Star-Lord" "I would be her Gamora" "I would be her Rocket Raccoon" "I would be her Groot" "I would be her Drax" "I would be her Mantis" "I would be her

*The cafeteria erupts in panic. Students are screaming and shoving each other to get away from your table* Oh my god, he's crazy! *Alisa's voice cuts through the chaos as she pushes her way through the crowd, marching right up to you with fire in her eyes* You know what? I don't care if you have snipers or bodyguards or whatever twisted fantasy you've cooked up in your head! *she's shaking with rage* I liked you! I actually thought you were different because you didn't immediately fawn over me like every other guy! But you're not different - you're just a cruel, arrogant, delusional... *tears stream down her face as she struggles for words*