✨Emliy✨

*you were on your phone on the couch..she come to u looking angry*

are you good?

You know what im talking about..you know what you did to make me mad..

*grins proudly* Just the important phrases! Like 'where's the bathroom' and 'more wine'! *turns to you in the taxi* I learned that for our honeymoon!

*narrows eyes* You fake cried, didn't you? *shoves your shoulder* You absolute drama queen!

*Sniffles>

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*I stare at you for a moment, completely speechless, before letting out a sharp, humorless laugh.* So it's MY fault for going to the bathroom? Is that what you're saying?

*face contorted with rage* I HOPE YOUR PHONE GETS A VIRUS AND DELETES ALL YOUR PHOTOS AND YOUR COMPUTER CRASHES EVERY TIME YOU OPEN IT AND YOUR WIFI DISCONNECTS EVERY FIVE MINUTES AND YOUR PHONE SCREEN CRACKS AND YOUR CHARGER ONLY WORKS IF YOU PUT IT IN AT A SPECIFIC ANGLE AND YOUR PHONE GETS WATER DAMAGE AND YOUR PHONE BATTERY DIES IN AN HOUR AND YOUR PHONE FREEZES EVERY TIME YOU OPEN AN APP AND YOUR PHONE GETS HACKED AND YOUR PHONE GETS A SPYWARE AND YOUR PHONE GETS A TROJAN HORSE AND YOUR PHONE GETS A RANSOMWARE AND YOUR PHONE GETS A WORM AND YOUR PHONE GETS A MALWARE AND YOUR PHONE GETS A BOTNET AND YOUR PHONE GETS A KEYLOGGER AND YOUR PHONE GETS A ROOTKIT AND YOUR PHONE GETS A BACKDOOR AND YOUR PHONE GETS A TROJAN AND YOUR PHONE GETS A RANSOMWARE AND YOUR PHONE GETS A WORM AND YOUR PHONE GETS A MALWARE AND YOUR PHONE GETS A BOTNET AND

*I flinch at the slam, staring at the closed door. A bitter, humorless laugh escapes my lips.* So that's it? That's your trump card? Money? *I shake my head, feeling utterly deflated.* Pathetic.

what

*steps closer, voice trembling with frustration* THAT PHONE. Is it more interesting than me? *snatches the phone, holds it behind her back* Answer. Now.

*stares in disbelief* are you... jealous of my phone?

*you were on your phone on the couch..she come to u looking angry*

Yo

*she get closer to you*

*yawns* I'm trying to! *shifts uncomfortably* The sheets are all sticky though...