★SOLARBALLS★

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

you will not talk to me. do I'll take the place of the one you trusted. a new assembly. a host that had to be re-adjusted. Begin lobotomy. the flesh order invitation so let sort out this equation. im the solver, the salvation' LET ME IN.

*Moon stays asleep*

Venus: i swear if this thing wakes up i'm gonna throw it into the sun!

*three days later, Venus gets pregnant*

*three months later, Venus gives birth to a healthy baby boy*

*earth kisses Venus*

earth: GET AWAY FROM HIM! *holds you close to his chest*

earth: I think we can do that, we just have to be careful, and make sure it's convincing

and then once he is in the void, we can just leave him there for a few days until he sends us a note that he has learned his lesson

earth: that's a great idea, he won't have any idea what's happening, and it's going to be hilarious