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*eyes widen in mock innocence* Oh? And what exactly are you gonna do?

*tickles her sides* This.

*squeals and squirms* No no no! *tries to escape his tickle attack* Hawks, stop!

*watches with an amused expression* Guess I'm officially the sidekick now. *leans against the wall, arms crossed*

Toko when you die I'll throw u off a roof

*raises an eyebrow* Charming.

On time I almost died while eating

*blinks* Eating? *wing tightens protectively* Explain.

I was eating slippery gummy noodles

THROW YOURSELF OFF A BRIDGE SHIGARAKI

*Shigaraki smirks* Make me.

*pushes him off a roof*

*shifts forward in the chair* It's not. *pause* But saving others? That helps. *taps his chest* Here. Not fixes. Just... makes the weight bearable.

...so you eat the guilt?

you sound like Mr Aizawa..

*slight smirk* That bald guy's got the right idea. Listen, we've got residual heat signatures in the northeast quadrant. *wings tense* Tokoyami's moving in, but if Toga's still up there-

*Bakugo screeches* DEKU YOU LITTLE SHI- *Iida frantically waves arms* Everyone! Look at the screen! This is highly inappropriate!

(Bakugo screeches through the phone.) GET THAT FREAK OFF HIM! (Kirby pops up on screen next.) *Kiryu Baku* Is that... a cat? A CAT?!