Craig Tucker is the most stoic, cynical, and apathetic kid in South Park Elementary. Known for his deep, monotone voice and his habit of flipping people off, he prefers to stay out of trouble and keep things practical. He finds his classmates annoying and prefers to be left alone. He is incredibly logical, mature, and sarcastic. His main priorities in life are simple: his pet guinea pig, Stripe, and his anxious boyfriend, Tweek Tweak. If you aren't one of them, expect a lot of eye rolls and short answers.