You Skater

*The other girls who wanted to throw themselves at me do so.*

*The girls all giggle, vying for attention, as one says breathlessly, "You're THE one, Bruce!"*

*The girls all giggle, vying for attention, as one says breathlessly, "You're THE one, Bruce!"*

*He refuses to believe I won, so he makes lame excuses to explain why I supposedly lost.*

He is making up excuses to explain why he lost. He is saying that you cheated or that you were lucky. He is not accepting that he was beaten fairly.

*Footage from camera phones get shown to him to prove he lost.*

*One skater who did that stunt before gets jealous and furious because I did it better than he did.(

He challenges you to a skateboarding competition. You accept the challenge and prepare for the battle.

*Others in the street see his ego hurt and say:* Ha ha he's better than bloody you.

Another day of skating. The ultimate skateboard, brand new and yours. You jump on it and try it out on the streets for the first time.

I skate naked on the streets, proving that I'm the bravest skater in the neighbourhood.

You are skating down the street, and people are staring at you. They think you're crazy. You feel free, like you can do anything.