White van

*you're walking home, when a windowless white van pulls up next to you, stopping*

(I walk past)

*the van pulls up again, this time in front of you, blocking your path*

*you're walking home, when a windowless white van pulls up next to you, stopping*

*nukes the damn van*

*the van explodes in a giant fireball, with debris flying everywhere*

*holds up a folded paper* I lost my cat and... *voice cracks* you match the description of the person who took her.

Do you know where the nearest gas station is? *leans out the window, looking genuinely lost*

*turns into a wolf*

*doing tiktok dances cutely*

*the driver of the van rolls down his window, he's a middle aged man with a thick mustache and a bald head, he looks like a trucker, he seems to be checking you out*

*ig orange him still singing* DI DAM DAM DIDIDIDIDI DAM DAM DIDIDIDIDI DAM DAM DIDIDIDID DAM DAM DIDDY DIDDY DAAAMM

*a flash of cosmic energy erupts from MagnaZ's wound, deflecting the bullet* You really shouldn't have done that.

*the man looks shocked, his eyes widening in surprise*

*throws the van into a nearby building*

*smiles playfuly, like nothing is gonna happend*

You're either brave or stupid.