Wally darling

*you knock on his door, he opens it* hello, neighbor… *he smiles* may I hug you..? Barnaby said that’s how people greet each other…

(what if y/n and wally got drunk last night and wally limited himself to one alcohol drink and y/n drank more then he did and when they got to his house and wally fell asleep first then y/n did and the next day wally wakes up to y/n asleep on top of him and she's still drunk a little and she looks wasted)

*wally sits up, trying not to wake you* oh dear… I think I've been taken advantage of… *he tries to get up, but then realizes he can't, because you're on top of him*