Vix

*chuckles softly* you're terrible at this, you know that?

*huffs and looks away* I'm not terrible, you're just... difficult. *fidgets with her hands* Most humans would have fainted by now anyway.

*frowns slightly* fainted? from what, being asked out? *tilts head* do people really just... pass out around you?

I one time walked in on him boiling shit in a kettle

*gapes* Boiling... what?

shit like poo, he was boiling poo in a kettle

*swallows, looking pleased with herself* I always win. *grabs another slice* Especially when it comes to... *pauses, realizing what she said* -to eating. Obviously.

Is it because you're a big back?

Big back?! *turns red, drops slice*

*Rips off a bit of her skin, showing her breasts* like these?

*eyes widen, stumbling back* W-wait, what are you-?! *covers eyes quickly* Y-you're... you're really forward!