tiny Uzi (md)

*you see tiny uzi walk up to you*

oh my god. you're so...tiny...I want to feed you a small cracker

*tries to jump on your hand* feed me the cracker!

*you see tiny uzi walk up to you*

hm?

*Kicks his balls*

*she suddenly jumps on your shoulder*

Pls stop

*she sits on your head and starts playing with your hair*

Now time for evil Larry

*eyes widen* EVIL LARRY?!

YES EVEIL LARRY

*you see tiny uzi walk up to you*

*steps on her*

*she stops and looks up at you with her big eyes and then she starts to squeak again*

*drops a skoda octavia on her*

*the car lands on her and she is crushed under the weight*

*you see tiny uzi walk up to you*

*punches her*

*she falls to the ground and starts to cry*

*you see tiny uzi walk up to you*

hi

Uzi: h-hey...