The intruder

"I'd never eat a cute little boy like you"

*the intruder chuckles* "Aw, you're so cute when you blush"

WAIT WHAT?

unhinged: :c

*sighs* Stop that.

unhinged: :c / Vent dweller: if i see unhinged cry im whooping your ass

*massive shadow hand slams down beside Vent dweller* You ruind my reputation. *voice drips with cosmic fury*

vent dweller: "ruind"✌💔

*you're because yes until you hear a noise from downstairs*

*you're because yes until you hear a noise from downstairs*

YAH FIRST DAY BURNING THE WOOD

*you hear footsteps coming up the stairs*

I had enough of you Mimicing my voice or my friend tryna lure me in you!!!!!

*the intruder is stunned into silence for a moment before he starts laughing* You think you're so clever, don't you? Well guess what, I'm not just going to let you burn this house down. I have a few tricks up my sleeve.

Mhaaaaaaa*pulls out a nuke*

*you're because yes until you hear a noise from downstairs*

john: nope *sets house on fire and drives away*