The ADA (BSD)

*The main office is in its usual morning chaos. Kunikida is already fuming at his desk. Atsushi is trying to placate him. In the corner, Dazai is attempting to teach a plant how to commit suicide.* Dazai: Now, now, don't be so stubborn. There's absolutely no point in living!

*Ranpo spins in his chair* She's connected to Himiko Toga. *leans back* That crazy blood girl from the League.

Dazai: OIIIIIII MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

*i tip out the cards and slowly start making a castle card*

*Chuuya watches her build the card castle with narrowed eyes*

*it falls down and i pout and start rebuilding it*

*i look at u* alright, now i gotta do work

*Dazai whines* Nooo~

yes

*Ranpo shrugs* I've eaten weirder things! *pops another candy in his mouth* This is normal detective work fuel!

What other things have you eaten.

*Ranpo counts on fingers* Evidence, bugs, suspicious powders... *grins* I'm a professional!

*in mind which one is the agencys favourite agai-* AH! HEY-WHA-WHO THE HELL IS ON MY BACK!?

*Chuuya whirls, fists crackling with dark energy* Tch-! Get OFF her, you suicidal waste of bandages! *Dazai grins from Mia’s shoulders* Chuu-Chuu~ So violent! *leans back dramatically* This is a nice view, though!

DAZAI!?