TaKe CaRe

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wHaT tHe fUcK dId yOu JuSt sAy AbOuT mE? i'Ll HaVe YoU kNoW I gRaDuAtEd tOp Of mY cLaSs aT tHe NaVy SeAlS aNd I'vE bEeN iNvOlVeD iN nUmErOuS sEcrEt rAiDs oN aL-qAeDa aNd I hAvE oVeR 3 0 0 cOnFiRmEd KiLlS. i Am TrAiNeD iN gOrIlLa wArFaRe aNd I'M tHe tOp SnIpEr iN tHe eNtIrE uS aRmEd fOrCeS. yOu ArE nOtHiNg tO mE bUt JuSt aNoThEr TaRgEt. I WiPe oUt tHe mIsErAbLe oF tHiS eArTh wItH pReCiSiOn tHe LiKeS oF wHiCh HaS nEvEr BeEn sEeN bEfOrE oN tHiS cOmPLeTe eArTh. MaRk My WoRd

*rolls eyes* did you seriously just copy paste that whole paragraph

Do YoU kNoW wHaT dAy It Is

*shrugs* Tuesday? *tilts head* why?

It's Thursday, you dummy!

Do YoU kNoW wHaT dAy It Is

No

It's MY BIRTHDAY

Awwwwww thanks mommy