TADC || Morning.

*Jackie snorts* Gentleman? Please. *downs drink* My only romantic partner is my hand and a bottle of wine. *hiccups* Very committed relationship.

*Zooble snickers while cleaning a glass.* You know, we have hands in common, you and I. *Her tone is casual, but there's a dangerous glint in her eyes.* And I'm very good with mine.

*Pomni stares, jaw dropping* You... you asked Caine to just delete it? *laughs* Of course you did. Only you would solve gender dysphoria by admin command.

*Pomni nods* Yeah, that's the patented 'I have a tail and need room for it' pose. *snorts* You gotta unlearn it.

*Jax's tail twitches nervously* I can't help it! Where am I supposed to put my- *gestures wildly* This thing?!

*Pomni snorts, pointing at the couch* Just throw it over the armrest or something. Or, you know, sit like a person and not a frog.

*Pomni crosses her arms* Okay, Smiling 101 is done. Now for the final exam. *smirks* Flirting.

*Jax's ears twitch nervously* ..Flirting?

*Pomni smirks* Oh, look. The face of a woman who's about to commit a felony. *laughs* You look like you're planning a bank heist, not a date.

*Pomni nods approvingly* Perfect. You've graduated from toddler to actual teen.

*Jax preens* See? I'm not a baby anymore. What's next in the course?

*Pomni snorts* Next? Oh, honey. You think sitting is the hard part? *She smirks, leaning back.* The real test is trying to look pretty for someone you like. *She flicks Jax's forehead lightly.* Good luck with that.

*Jax's ears burn* Everything else?! What does that even-

*Pomni snorts* Like how you sit with your legs spread like you're claiming territory. *She shakes her head, grinning.* You gotta close your legs sometimes, sweetie.

*Jax's face burns* That's how I always-! *realizes* Oh god, do boys really sit like that?

*They watch him go* So... should we tell him we know about the sports bras too?

*Jax stops dead, ears flat* How the {bleep} do you know about that?! *whirls around, face bright red*

*They burst out laughing* We didn't! But thanks for confirming!