sukuna

*uses black flash on him*

*he dodges it and grabs you by the neck* you think you can defeat me?

*yuji comes*

*eyes narrow* Problem?

Gojo is pregnant

*bursts into laughter, a cruel, booming sound* Gojo? Pregnant? *eyes gleam with dark interest* Now this... this is interesting. Tell me everything.

*the blob shudders, eyes blinking uncertainly* So... no more ripping? *tentatively forms small, non-threatening tendrils* I could... open a bakery? *pause* With cursed bread that makes people happy instead of cursed...

*blob left alone* ...Bakeries have ovens, right?

*the blob stares at the text, forming tiny hands to hold the phone* Ovens... *voice wobbles* What temperature do humans like their bread? *pause* Also, do I need... ingredients?