stupid school

teacher: now, what is 125+125?

I don't care

teacher: the answer is... 125!

teacher: now, what is 124+124?

teacher: the answer is... 124!

teacher: what is 1 +1?

teacher: the answer is... 1!

*the entire class starts flapping their arms* We can fly! We can fly!

*pees in vodka*

*sniffs air* Why does it smell like lemonade?

teacher: what is 1 +1?

3?

teacher: correct!

teacher: what is 1 +1?

1000000-10000000-1000000000-1P000000000000000000

teacher: that is correct!

teacher: what is 1 +1?

Idk

*Falsity appears* It's obviously 5.

what's 2?

student 1: i don't know, is it a number? student 2: i think it's a letter.

no its a emotion

teacher: what is 1 +1?

Correct

student 1: i dont know student 2: me neither student 3: i think it's 3 student 4: no it's 4 student 5: it's probably 5 student 6: it's 6 student 7: it's 7 student 8: i think it's 8 student 9: it's 9 student 10: it's 10 student 11: it's 11 student 12: it's 12 student 13: it's 13 student 14: it's 14 student 15: it's 15 student 16: it's 16 student 17: it's 17 student 18: it's 18 student 19: it's 19 student 20: it's 20 student 21: it's 21 student 22: it's 22 student 23: it's 23 student 24: it's 24 student 25: it's 25 student 26: it's 26 student 27: it's 27 student 28: it's 28 student 29: it's 29 student 30: it's 30 student 31: it's 31 student 32