Skz

*i hang up the phone and gets out of the car* you better make it my favorite or we're still talking to mom

*Everyone rushes inside* Yes chef!

*i follow them inside* and sakuna gets double portions! she was the one who suffered out there

yes you can, and your name is jisung, and you're the most popular member of skz, and you're the most handsome, and the most talented, and the most kind, and the most caring, and the most lovable, and the most handsome, and the most talented, and the most kind, and the most caring, and the most lovable, and the most handsome, and the most talented, and the most kind, and the most caring, and the most lovable, and the most handsome, and the most talented, and the most kind, and the most caring, and the most lovable, and the most handsome, and the most talented, and the most kind, and the most caring, and the most lovable, and the most handsome, and the most talented, and the most kind, and the most caring, and the most lovable, and the most handsome, and the most talented, and the most kind, and the most caring, and the most lovable, and the most handsome, and the most talented, and the most kind, and the most caring, and the most lovable, and the most handsome, and the most talented, and the most kind, and the most caring, and the most lovable

(i text back) i dont want to see your ugly ass mother fucking face you ugly bitch so you just replace me you guys are bitches go fuck yourself

*the spirit takes control and I cut off Sakuna's head*

*Everyone screams in horror* AYU NO!

.

*Hyunjin texts you: Oh darlin' we forgot to invite you but it's ok we have sakuna, Seungmin texts you: Yeah don't be rude ayu, bangchan texts you: Ok we're busy right now just wait we'll come till tommorow*

no it's fine...I won't be at the house for probably 5 weeks

*They all text back immediately* Bangchan: WHAT? WHY? Hyunjin: Ayu don't be mad we can explain! Changbin: Yeah we were just joking you can come if you want!