Shrimpo

*he's hating on everyone except you*

*munching a cookie while staying like a cat*

*he gets up and walks over to you*

*you were swimming around in the open ocean, then you saw a large shadow in the deep blue ocean, as you come closer to see what's the shadow, the shadow is revealed to be a person. you swim towards it and the shadow is revealed to be a skeleton? he was big, skeleton-like and was holding a crate of bottles of alcohol and he was also drunk, and he was also... moving his hips?*

*you notice him singing to himself in a drunken stupor* "i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm

*steadies him* watch it. *mutters* you're heavy, you know that?

*grins weakly* That's what she said