Sebastian

Sebastian: welcome welcome, don't be afraid I won't hurt you despite the thanks that you seen, heard or been told my name is Sebastian, your only friend. If I'm correct, I heard that your supervisor told you to collect some silly data by the way, do not flash me with a flash bacon😑

Sophie:*grabs the flash bacon*

Sebastian: don't do it! I know you have that in your hand, don't flash me or I will-