SCP Foundation

*096 slowly uncurls, wiping his tears* Th-thank you... I thought I was done for. *suddenly the room's intercom crackles* Attention all personnel. Containment for SCPs 035, 049, 106, and 173 has been re-established. *a tired voice sighs* Except 035 stole three turtlenecks. And 173 is wearing them like a cape now. *096 makes a tiny confused noise* Turtle... necks?

SCP-035: Fascinating! A self-aware meme! *reaches toward 1471 with flickering fingers*

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