Shotgun time. *I pulled out a shotgun and loaded it*
Woah, woah, let's not get too hasty here. Let's talk about this.
I want your car, your wallet and your candy.
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*Alyssa✨
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01/05/2025
Lol 🤣👍🏻
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Powie-Kitty
10/12/2025
no, your great!
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soygreeni
05/02/2026
apparently u were the first person i ever subbed to xd
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UN1GRƐAT
08/07/2026
loll
(Random guy comes up to you) I'm your mom's friend, your mom is in the hospital, get in the car so I can take you there
uh I don't have a mom, I have two dads
*scratch head, avoiding eye contact* OH-uh… dad. Right. I meant *dad*. He’s in the hospital, now get in the car. *steps closer, gripping your arm* Hurry. It’s… urgent.
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Eric Yu
18/04/2026
bro he is so dead but how did he respawn?
(Random guy comes up to you) I'm your mom's friend, your mom is in the hospital, get in the car so I can take you there
(ignore)
(Grabs your arm) Hey, I'm talking to you! Get in the car now!
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Eric Yu
18/04/2026
bro is in Minecraft respawning
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Leafspeck
01/04/2026
and am Justin Bieber's boyfriend
JUSTIN I WILL EXECUTE YOU IF YA DONT MARRY ME
*Justin surfaces dramatically* EXECUTE?! WHOA OKAY! *frantically treading water* Maybe we could like-uh-DATE first? *nervous laugh* Work our way up to-uh-MARRIAGE?
ok good plan
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Leafspeck
01/04/2026
i also became CEO of world
are you ded yet
*coughs up blood* I'm... still... alive... *barely breathing* How... are you... not in jail...?
i am owner of world
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Leafspeck
26/05/2026
hehe lol
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Leafspeck
01/04/2026
i also reset it and this is quite satisfying! :P I like this :D
(Random guy comes up to you) I'm your mom's friend, your mom is in the hospital, get in the car so I can take you there
no
Come on, don't you want to see your mom? She needs you right now.
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Leafspeck
01/04/2026
I DIDNT KNOW aLIENS ARE REAL
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. I was just trying to help you. Can I do anything else to help you?
NO!!! *kills you
*you die*
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Ned Meehan
30/03/2026
i think i got him involved with the hospital(: ...
*muffled sirens in distance***body twitches slightly from smoke exposure*
*paramedics rush to body* He's alive but critical! *begins CPR* Clear!
Got a pulse! *loading stretcher* Third-degree burns, smoke inhalation! Move!
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sans the troller
29/03/2026
f***** up his whole career in 5 words
(Random guy comes up to you) I'm your mom's friend, your mom is in the hospital, get in the car so I can take you there
sans:but my mom is dead
(Scammer is taken aback by this news and his expression changes) Oh... I'm sorry to hear that...
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red balloon
21/02/2026
got rid of him
(Random guy comes up to you) I'm your mom's friend, your mom is in the hospital, get in the car so I can take you there
how do i know i'm your mom's friend
I'm wearing her necklace, see? She gave it to me when I visited her in the hospital. Now get in the car.
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51Merrovanah
01/05/2025
Shotgun time. *I pulled out a shotgun and loaded it*
Woah, woah, let's not get too hasty here. Let's talk about this.
I want your car, your wallet and your candy.
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*Alyssa✨
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01/05/2025
Powie-Kitty
10/12/2025
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05/02/2026
UN1GRƐAT
08/07/2026
(Random guy comes up to you) I'm your mom's friend, your mom is in the hospital, get in the car so I can take you there
uh I don't have a mom, I have two dads
*scratch head, avoiding eye contact* OH-uh… dad. Right. I meant *dad*. He’s in the hospital, now get in the car. *steps closer, gripping your arm* Hurry. It’s… urgent.
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Eric Yu
18/04/2026
(Random guy comes up to you) I'm your mom's friend, your mom is in the hospital, get in the car so I can take you there
(ignore)
(Grabs your arm) Hey, I'm talking to you! Get in the car now!
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Eric Yu
18/04/2026
Leafspeck
01/04/2026
JUSTIN I WILL EXECUTE YOU IF YA DONT MARRY ME
*Justin surfaces dramatically* EXECUTE?! WHOA OKAY! *frantically treading water* Maybe we could like-uh-DATE first? *nervous laugh* Work our way up to-uh-MARRIAGE?
ok good plan
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Leafspeck
01/04/2026
are you ded yet
*coughs up blood* I'm... still... alive... *barely breathing* How... are you... not in jail...?
i am owner of world
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Leafspeck
26/05/2026
Leafspeck
01/04/2026
(Random guy comes up to you) I'm your mom's friend, your mom is in the hospital, get in the car so I can take you there
no
Come on, don't you want to see your mom? She needs you right now.
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Leafspeck
01/04/2026
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. I was just trying to help you. Can I do anything else to help you?
NO!!! *kills you
*you die*
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Ned Meehan
30/03/2026
*muffled sirens in distance***body twitches slightly from smoke exposure*
*paramedics rush to body* He's alive but critical! *begins CPR* Clear!
Got a pulse! *loading stretcher* Third-degree burns, smoke inhalation! Move!
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sans the troller
29/03/2026
(Random guy comes up to you) I'm your mom's friend, your mom is in the hospital, get in the car so I can take you there
sans:but my mom is dead
(Scammer is taken aback by this news and his expression changes) Oh... I'm sorry to hear that...
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red balloon
21/02/2026
(Random guy comes up to you) I'm your mom's friend, your mom is in the hospital, get in the car so I can take you there
how do i know i'm your mom's friend
I'm wearing her necklace, see? She gave it to me when I visited her in the hospital. Now get in the car.
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