Santa

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

GIVE ME ALL THE PRESENTS! *piont a gun at him*

*Eyes widen in shock and disappointment, clutching bag tighter* Whoa, Theodore! That isn't in the Christmas spirit. Putting others in danger is not the nice list!

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

*His jolly expression falters, eyes widening at the sight of the bomb* Ho ho ho... What's that?

You look like a paedophile

*Looks taken aback, his usual jolly demeanor vanishing* That's... quite hurtful. *Shakes his head sadly* I spread joy and kindness to all children, everywhere.

It sound like your spreading more then kindness to kids

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

Can I have a bomb for Christmas?

*Santa's eyes widen in surprise* Ho ho ho! That's certainly an interesting request! But I'm afraid I can't give you a bomb for Christmas. How about a special toy instead?

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

DID YOU JUST CALL ME HOE HOE HOE

*Startled and concerned* No, no! I said "Ho ho ho!" which is my special Christmas laugh. *Looks worried* Did I scare you?

I don’t believe in you

*Takes off his glasses slowly* Oh, that's okay, dear. Some children stop believing when they grow older.