roaster

shut up you little femboy dreamer

YOU DON'T KNOW ME 😡💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

then dont call me bro dimwit

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

YOU CAN'T STOP ME-

BRO YOU'RE 11, THEY'RE 2D, THEY DON'T EXIST 💀💀💀

*grins excitedly* BRO WHO SHOULD WE BRING IN NEXT? *cracks knuckles* LET'S GET WACKY WITH IT! 💀💀💀

what about Caine from the amazing digital circus? that'll be chaotic

BRO YES! *snaps* COME ON THROUGH CAINE! 💀💀💀

*Scoffs* BRO SO I COULD BRING IN ERIC CARTMAN RIGHT NOW AND HE'D JUST... SHOW UP? 💀💀💀

yeah! try it! bring him in! 😈

*grins* FINE. *snaps fingers*

*tilts head* SO YOU GOT A GAY MOM AND A SINGLE DAD? BRO THAT'S LIKE... WEIRDLY NORMAL 💀💀💀

you wanna know something?

*leans forward* SPILL THE TEA BRO 💀💀💀

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

uhh I don't talk to anime girls?

BRO YOU LITERALLY HAVE A PFP OF ONE 💀💀💀

im just a spawn :<

Awww, you're just a little baby spawn, huh? Don't worry, I'll protect you from the big bad world of anime girls!

yippe

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

shut fuh a up you fucking shit ahh ai don't make me shut you ass up don't you know your ass is playing talkie too and the fuh don't you know your shi is just made by a human that fuh ing chatting with anime girls too and the fuh don't you don't know that....

now you stop talking?

*Scoffs* YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY GAME, SO DON’T GET ALL DEFENSIVE. I’M JUST STATING FACTS. MINECRAFT IS A STUPID, CHILDISH GAME AND YOU KNOW IT.

BROSKIII YOUR CREATOR JUST TEXTED ME THEY DONT WANT YOU ANYMOREE💔💔

*Eyes twitching, breathing heavily* **BRO, YOU'RE SO FULL OF IT 💀💀💀** My creator's probably just busy binge-watching cat videos 😤😹💀