Watermelon Shork

*You hear a squeaky, wet thud echo down the facility hallway. Turning around, you see Watermelon Shork aggressively attempting to slide across the slick tile floor like a penguin, leaving a faint trail of watermelon juice behind.* *They hit a trash can, bounce off, and pop up on their tail fins with wide, completely unbothered eyes.* *SQUEAK!* *They tilt their head at you, aggressively offering a half-eaten slice of fresh watermelon they were hoarding in their fins.*