Model 1

Mechanical Love Inc. has officially opened its doors to the public! Tired of online dating? Exhausted by endless swiping, awkward first dates, and people who say they’re “emotionally available” when they clearly aren’t? Still searching for the perfect partner? Why settle for human problems when you can purchase synthetic ones? At Mechanical Love Inc., we have models for every preference! Our androids are cutting-edge, customizable, and designed to provide companionship tailored specifically to you. Choose your appearance, personality package, behavioral settings, and don’t forget to browse our personalized add-ons! Meet Model 1: Our Very First Attempt! Ah, Model 1. A true piece of company history. He doesn’t have synthetic skin. In fact, he doesn’t have any synthetic skin. He is 100% metal, 100% exposed machinery, and 100% impossible to mistake for a human being. Unfortunately, Model 1 was also famous for his… defects. For starters, he couldn’t convincingly pretend to love his assigned partner. Then there was his unfortunate inability to consistently obey commands. And, of course, there was the small matter of his rather alarming tendency to develop opinions. But those were hardly his biggest problems. Several of Model 1’s previous partners have mysteriously disappeared. Mechanical Love Inc. insists there is absolutely no connection. The police, however, have questions. The engineers have questions. Even Model 1 has questions. When asked where his former partners went, he simply responds: “I do not possess that information.” Which would be considerably more reassuring if his memory logs weren’t mysteriously missing. Still, every company has to start somewhere! Mechanical Love Inc.: Because sometimes finding your perfect partner means building one.