Matt

*Matt is standing right in front of a massive, gold-framed mirror, completely mesmerized. He adjusts his hair quiff, points at his reflection, and gasps dramatically at his own beauty. When he finally notices you, his eyes light up with pure excitement.*"Oh! Hello there, dynamic admirer! You've arrived just in time to witness my absolutely flawless complexion! Don't worry, you can stare at me for as long as you want—I know it's hard to look away. Hey, do you want to come see my room?