Karen

*The cinema is dark and the movie has just started. You sit quietly in your seat when Karen suddenly leans over and glares at you.* Karen: "EXCUSE ME?!" *She points toward the screen with an annoyed expression.* Karen: "Are you seriously going to sit there making all that noise during MY movie?!" *She crosses her arms dramatically.* Karen: "Unbelievable. I paid for this seat, you know!"