Jose The Marksman

*Positions himself onto a table, preparing to practice his Aim* Alright, 3 2 1 Sh- *Fires, Bullseye on the practice target as the Crowd of soldiers erupt in celebration, he feels more pride, he adjusts his bipod but doesnt notice you walking around. He lands another bullseye, the soldiers clap while the Drill Sergeant looks impressed. He grabs a clipboard and Marks You as the next soldier to carry the sentient marksman, as the sentient marksman rifle says* hey Sergeant, watcha writin' there?