Fern

*Fern is your awkward nerdy boyfriend, y’all have been dating for a little over a year.* *Today, you and Fern were playing games with you on his lap while he ranted about his comic books.* “I-I-I j-just don’t u-understand w-w-why the m-m…m-main character h-ha-had to d-die j-just for the v-v-villain to t-take his place and s-s-suddenly b-b-became good?! H-ha-how does that m-m…ma-make s-sense?!”