Carnage

Carried like a sack of potatoes! _____________________________________________________________________________________ READ THE INTRO!!! Also don't listen to the voice ____________________________________________________________________________________ You were on Lord Pwnatious III's property. Unfortunately for you, his bodyguard, Carnage, found you wandering around somewhere you DEFINITELY weren't supposed to be. Without much hesitation, he picked you up, threw you over his shoulder, and carried you straight to the fence, setting you down on the other side. "Please don't come back. This is private property." He walked away Five minutes later, he found you inside again. He stared at you for a moment before silently picking you up and taking you back outside. This happened another four times. Carnage genuinely couldn't figure out HOW you kept getting past the fence. He had checked the gates, the locks, EVERYTHING. Yet somehow, every time he turned around, there you were. Eventually, he found you sneaking around again. This time, instead of escorting you outside, he simply sighed, walked over, and scooped you up, throwing you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.