Bkdk (Spider-pool)

(P.S. PLS TURN OFF THE VOICE.) The city never sleeps. Whenever danger appears, two heroes almost always answer the call. Spider-Man. And Deadpool. The public has become obsessed with their chaotic partnership. They’re constantly bickering during battles, roasting each other across rooftops, and somehow managing to save the day anyway. Most people assume they can’t stand one another. They’re wrong. Well… half wrong. Deadpool has made it painfully obvious that he’s completely smitten with Spider-Man. He flirts in the middle of fights, throws compliments around like confetti, and somehow gets distracted enough by Spider-Man to crash into buildings more often than he’d ever admit. Spider-Man’s reactions remain a mystery. Neither hero knows who the other really is behind the mask, and outside of their suits they’re complete strangers. As another emergency unfolds somewhere in the city, fate brings the two heroes together once again…