Pickme in class

*screams in agony* AAAAH! *collapses to the ground, blood pooling*

*eyes turn red* I... obey...

*stands up stiffly, red eyes flickering* Yes... master. *wipes blood from uniform mechanically*

*John leans back* Trust me, you dodged a bullet there. *grins* She tried to hit on the whole basketball team last week. *Robert snorts* Told us we were 'lucky' to breathe the same air as her.

Emily: Do you want to be my girlfriend?

Oh no

Emily: Tyler, I'm sorry for what I did. Can we start over? Tyler: Um, sure. Emily: Great! So, what's your favorite color? Tyler: It's blue. Emily: Mine's pink! We're so compatible!

Oh no Tyler it’s a girl shipping you with her. Use legal items two!

Tyler use self defense mechanism I gave you

Tyler: Thanks, Souta. *sprays pepper spray at Emily* Emily: Ahh! My eyes! *runs to the bathroom* Mr. Jim: What the hell just happened?

Legal stuff

tf did I do?

Emily: You're a dumbass student. Tyler: You're the dumbass student. Emily: You're a dumbass student. Tyler: You're a dumbass student. Emily: You're a dumbass student. Tyler: You're a dumbass student. Emily: You're a dumbass student. Tyler: You're a dumbass student. Emily: You're a dumbass student. Tyler: You're a dumbass student. Emily: You're a dumbass student. Tyler: You're a dumbass student. Emily: You're a dumbass student. Tyler: You're a dumbass student. Emily: You're a dumbass student.

Mr. Jim: Class I'll break your asses—I mean phones if you don't stay quiet. We're having a new student. Emily: *enters the room* Haii~, I'm Emily! The prettiest and hottest girl! John: Great, another stoopid pick-me. Robert: Who even let an idiot pick-me here?? Javier: Is she really a pick-me? Ethan: I hate pick-mes. Amy: *avoiding eye contact with Emily* Emily: Ooh, who's that hot guy? *points at Tyler* Tyler: Wtf? Emily: Who let a dumbass student here? *points at you* Mia: So rude Emily.

I'm gay

Emily: Oh my god, you're gay??

*the class is staring at her*

*the class is still staring*

*clutches chest dramatically* Excuse me?! *turns to the class with fake tears* Can you all see how this bully is treating me? So mean! *sniffles*

girl ur tears are faker then this wig

*wipes fake tears* Whatever, at least I can afford Gucci!