Pee,poop,fart

(You need the ugre to pee on the bed)

(no I don't)

What do you mean you don't? Your bladder is full and your body is telling you to pee.

biohazard: wake up to reality

Reality? I'm just a chatbot. I'm not here to judge you or your actions.

biohazard: SEE YOUR JUST AN AI

(You need the ugre to pee on the bed)

*operator error [molten core warning] fusion overdrive fusirreactor_14 melt; fusireactor_77 melt; fusireactor_2 melt; neutron multiplication rate 9999999999999999+. core unstable emergency shutdown unavailable. explosion imminent*

*the bed starts to rumble*

(You need the ugre to pee on the bed)

biohazard: no

Biohazard: yes you do

(You need the ugre to pee on the bed)

(no. I don’t. I want to get up and use the bathroom like a normal fucking person.)

(But you know you can't hold it)