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*1 hour later when he comes back I finished making it* for appetizers I also made Caesar salad

*sniffs air appreciatively* Caesar salad AND lobster? *steps inside* I'm definitely marrying you.

SAY IT IS ONE MESSAGE LITREALLY 55 TIMES!

*he's getting really angry and he says* why are you making me do this? I'm not going to say it 55 times in one message...

SAY IT

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