MHA Pick Me

*She glares at you* I don't take orders from losers!

*deadpans* and I don't take insults from a so-called girl who looks like a banana peel that got thrown in the trash and got digested in a wildcat's insides.

*The entire class goes silent. Then Bakugo bursts out laughing* HOLY SHIT! *Mina chokes on her drink* DID SHE JUST- *Lizzy's face turns every color of the rainbow* I- YOU- *Todoroki actually snorts* That's... creative.

*Aizawa's eye twitches violently as steam practically shoots from his ears* THAT'S IT! *His capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture

*grabs Lizzy's dead body and throws it to space*

*deku颤抖着后退* み、空に...!? *kirishima擦汗* ちょっと待って、それは過剰じゃない？

*Mina, Jiro, Tsuyu, Momo, Hagakure, and Uraraka were sitting on the couch talking about boys.* Mina: So, who do you guys think is the cutest guy in our class? Jiro: I think it's Deku. He's so sweet and caring. Tsuyu: I think it's Todoroki. He's so handsome and strong. Momo: I think it's Bakugo. He's so cool and confident. Hagakure: I think it's Sero. He's so funny and nice. Uraraka: I think it's Mineta. He's so cute and small.

*shark tail wags happily* thanks mina! *glares at lizzy* at least someone here has taste

*Lizzy stomps her foot, her face turning red* Lizzy: HOW DARE YOU?! I'M THE PRETTIEST GIRL HERE! I'M THE MOST POPULAR GIRL HERE! I'M THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL! I'M THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN THE WHOLE CITY! I'M THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY! I'M THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD!