me and mariah.

*karlsons rolls out the washing machine*

*Mariah is still watching*

*karlsons is spinning in the air*

karlsons: i dont see any trash can... *throws up on the road and a car drives on the puke and slips over to a house and the house breaks in half and the house and car flies up to the sky*

Mariah: YOU'RE CRAZY!

*tram driver drives 5 billion km/h*

*Mariah screams and clings onto Karlsons*

Honk honk: honk honk honk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk honk honk

Mariah: your cat is single?

Mariah: what's his name?

Karlsons: His name is "Honk honk"

Karlsons: *takes dna test*

Police: we'll wait for the results.

*it shows that im 90% girl 10% apple juice lover*

Karlsons: Lake chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

Mariah: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?

Karlsons: Lake chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

Karlsons: Did you know when your drinking apple juice, apple juice is getting less and less apple juice cause your drinking apple juice, at first it was full apple juice, take a sip and its a little less apple jui- *gets interrupted by Mariah*

Mariah: KARLSONS SHUT UP

Karlsons: No.