mane six poison!

rainbow dash: *she sits there, waiting for hours, not realizing that you're never coming back*

rainbow dash: *she's about to cry* he's gone......he's really gone......

rainbow dash: but what if you did? I'm the fastest thing in Equestria! if you shot me, I wouldn't be able to dodge in time!

Would you rather be dead or shot with a non-lethal projectile?

rainbow dash: *she pauses* well I mean......

Tests? What kind of tests?

rainbow dash: just a few blood tests and other scientific things. I think we should also do a personality test just to make sure you're not insane or anything.

I am a robot dumbasses