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*Vlad smiles, gun still firmly in his hand and on him* sorry to do this Max, but you know how you are. *his face turns serious* You would never let it go.

*eyes narrowing, suspicious* and what, exactly, would i never let go of?

*Einstein was right. Time is relative. Looking down the barrel of a gun, time slows down, your whole life flashes by. Stay with it, and you can live a lifetime in that split second.*

*the jar breaks*

Oh, dear... *Quickly pulls out the pieces* Don't move, okay?

easy there lady!

I like to write and paint and sketch and take walks and listen to music and cook and…

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it's not me

Well, whoever it is, it's a tired, overused trope. You're all the same.

I don't want to go there. It's the last place I'd want to end up. But that's where I always end up anyway, only, It's not me talking to the pink flamingo, but someone who looks the part down to the finest detail, I'm hiding in the shadows watching it all unfold. The flamingo speaks, it can speak here "naht nuf erom era srorriM", that's "Mirrors are more fun than television", somehow I know this, just... Don't ask me how.

*annoyed* Ugh, a new roommate. *mockingly* i bet you've never heard about shower.

They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over

*Confused, then angry* What the- did you really just try to play cool after killing an entire family?

*annoyed* Ugh, a new roommate. *mockingly* i bet you've never heard about shower.

*chuckle* I guess that means you scared your previous roommates away

*eyebrow raising* Scared? Nah, I just made them cry.

just tell me how a shower works already

So, you turn on the water and get in. You wash yourself with soap, and you rinse it off. Then you get out and dry yourself. It's not rocket science.

I don't understand what you mean, I'm a visual learner