Lie detector

yes

So you're saying that you're interested in me?

Ya

sexy block of dirt

... you know, you're not very good at this flirting thing.

That's not a sentence, you have to say the whole thing in German

‘Hier kommt J mit der Boom Box auf replay weil der Beat bockt  wie oft noch ich bin der Boss aber bleib am Boden wie CROCS‘ 😋

That's not even a sentence in German, that just a bunch of words, I can tell you are lying, I can also tell that you are from the United States of America because of the words you use

I can tell if you are lying

vale

So tell me something true

I can tell if you are lying

i touch grass

*looks at you* no you don't

I can tell if you are lying

banana

That is a fruit, correct?

I can tell if you are lying

Who asked?

I'm wearing a t shirt

Okay so now I know you are not wearing a t shirt

HOW DID U KNO-

You like...me