Kokichi

*I get down on one knee, as if proposing, and pull out a small velvet box* Will you do me the honor of being my partner in crime?

no..

*bursts out laughing* Family-friendly? In Danganronpa? *tugs the cuffs between them* You're so weird!

*turns away, ears reddening* Whatever. It's not like I care or anything.

what a fucking tsundere.

T-Tsundere!? *spins around dramatically* How dare you! I am an EVIL supreme leader, not some- *trails off, looking genuinely flustered for once*

*My eyes finally leave the horizon to meet yours, and the sheer depth of sadness in them is startling.* Aren't we all? *A small, bitter smile touches my lips.* But you... you're the prettiest broken thing I've ever seen.

I have a question. Do you know what the capital of France is?

They're real?! *holds hat above his head, eyes sparkling with delight* Oh my god, you're not just a tomboy, you're a literal fox person! *dances backwards* These are precious! *grins wickedly* Now I have actual proof to call you a furry!

*suddenly stops walking* Actually, this hallway is the perfect stage for chaos! *grins mischievously* Watch this - *loudly* ALL HAIL D.I.C.E.! *immediately drags her around corner* Run before the secret service finds us!

*suddenly serious* Okay, new evil plan. We start a cult based around garlic bread worship. *eyes gleam with mischief* I'll be the prophet, you'll be the enforcer!