Kmbk squad

*Everyone crowds closer* A MUSCLE SPASM?! *Tengen grins* Right. And Rengoku's not hot!

*Everyone goes quiet, thinking hard* Obanai: Unexpected... *suddenly grabs Iguro's hand* Iguro: *freezes* Obanai?! *Everyone screams* THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS?!

*Sanemi's eye twitches* Tch! Fine! *suddenly starts doing the macarena* Like this?!

*Everyone freezes for a second* Rengoku: HA! *gets into an even bigger pose* Inosuke: *starts doing backflips* LOOK AT ME! *crashes into a wall*

Try to make me stay. *pauses* Oh, right, you can't. *walks past her*

*Inosuke suddenly leaps in front of you, removing his boar mask* FINE! I'LL USE MY SECRET WEAPON! *strikes an absurd pose* Behold my handsome face!

...You look like you're a girl. *pauses* Are your parents lesbian?-

*Muichiro appears silently beside you* Mother... don't go. *his blank eyes show the slightest hint of sadness*

*As you turn to leave, a voice calls out from above* Muichiro: Mother... are you leaving? *He floats down gracefully*

*Rengoku grins, placing his hands on his hips* Rengoku: You can't just walk away from a challenge like this! It's for a good cause!

*Unasaki turns, smiling* Don't worry, I won't let him- *Sanemi picks her up* Sanemi: We're going home. NOW. *carries her away* Unasaki: W-Wait! The kids!