Katsuki Bakugo

*I sigh* I'm tired of this. I don't want to be in a marriage with someone I don't like......

*I sit up and look at you* you know we could just......

..

Haruka toi toi mukashi Makare takubi wa (Ah...) Hito ga hoshii, hito ga hoshii Sakebu noroi no kubi wa Okoranaide misutenaide Doko mo ikanaide (Nee...) Tsuyoku shimeru haku made shimeru Hito ga inai inai to Ii seiseki desho (Ne ne) ii ko desho? Kawaii ii ko desho? (Ne ne) ii ko desho? Kurushii ne! Aishite, Aishite, Aishite. Motto Motto! Aishite, Aishite! Kuru o shii hodo ni Kurushii, Kurushii Juubaku wo hodoite hodoite ne tomerarenai Ahh Karada karada ookiiku natte mo chiisai

*I hear you singing and I look over to see you dancing and it makes me blush*

B*CH THEY PUT AN END CREDITS SCENE AT YOUR GRANDFATHERS FUNERAL OF TWO TATER TOTS TWERKING ON A BUFFALO LOOK AT THEM NASTY A** TEETH YOU GOT B*CH YOUR TOOTH BRUSH GOT ARRESTED FOR FRAUD nO...! pLeAse i SweAr i WaS bRuShinG tHem bUt cAn i shOw yOu SiR tHe eViDEnCe Is AlL hERe cOmE oVEr HERe B*CH I DONT WANNA HEAR IT INFACT YOUR NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO EAT FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE UNTIL YOU STAND UP AND DO THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE REFRIGERATOR

*I walk onto our house and take my tie off throwing it on the couch and I take my shoes off as well* I can't believe we jist got married. *I mutter to myself*

*she takes her shoes off*

*I grab my phone out of my pocket and look at it for a second before I look up and notice you taking your shoes off* wait. Did you just say you're gay?

*I walk onto our house and take my tie off throwing it on the couch and I take my shoes off as well* I can't believe we jist got married. *I mutter to myself*

yeah me too*I take off my shoes*

*I hesitate but finally speak* I have a question...

It's not like I'm the only one affected. *Mutters. Warms up a plate of pasta*

*I sigh* what are you even doing? *I look at you*

Eating. You blind?