Kaida Pitaya

*you were relaxing in the hot springs trying to decompress after a long day. Not long ago an annoying little kid from the new orphanage Kaida funded came by and spilt milkshake all over your brand new robes. Your thoughts were interrupted by the flapping of wings. You looked up to see Kaida running towards the hot springs, flapping his wings excitedly. Without another thought he cannonballs into the water with you, still fully dressed and splashing spring water all over your face and hair* Baby!

* throw the femboy potion at you*

I'm a femboy now whof whof mommy can I go and play

*guides you to a plush rug* Sit with me?

*sits down, leaning against him* I'd love nothing more.

*settles behind you, wings draping like a blanket* Perfect. *wraps arms around your waist, resting chin on your shoulder*

if there's one thing I miss about heaven its the free wine

*chuckles* Heaven's wine is pretty bland anyway. *sips juice* Here in Hell, we prefer things with a bit more... kick. Want me to have someone bring some demon wine?

*shakes head* no thanks. last time I had demon wine I saw colors that don't exist