JJK PICK ME!🎀😷

*Students whisper and point as you and Megumi walk down the hall together. Amira and Akira are among them, their expressions twisting from shock to pure, unadulterated rage. Amira's voice is a venomous hiss.* Amira: You actually did it. You got with him.

*Gojo's smirk widens. He lets out a low whistle.* Gojo: You know the drill, Megumi. Hit him, or we're stuck here all day. *Megumi's expression is a mix of exasperation and annoyance as he walks over to the bed.*

*Megumi's face is a stoic mask, but his ears are slightly pink. He raises his hand and brings it down with a sharp, definitive *smack* on your ass. His voice is flat.* Megumi: Get up.

*A heavy thud echoes from inside, as if someone just slumped against the door. The girl's voice returns, muffled and filled with a dawning horror.* Student: Oh my God... we... we're the ones who locked the door. *Her voice cracks.* We're the monsters.

*The group chat explodes. Megumi's name appears first, his message sharp and laced with anger.* Megumi: On my way. *Gojo's message follows, far too casual.* Sensei will be right there, my dear student! 😊

*He stares at you for a long, silent moment, his face completely blank. A faint, almost imperceptible blush creeps up his neck.* Megumi: ...You destroyed a cup with a fart?

*Amira's mouth opens and closes, but no sound comes out. Gojo's voice drops, becoming lethally quiet.* You ruined his property. You provoked him. And then you lied about it. *Nobara shoves Amira away from her, her face a mask of disgust.* I can't even look at you.

Gojo:today we are having a new stud-\amira:hey guys I’m so hot and so cute my mom is dead my dad left me so be nice to me and treat me like a princess/megumi:I wanna die now..*emo as always*/toji:*not paying child support for megumi*/nobara:*yapping her ass off to Mai mai mai and yuji*\choso:*staring at you*/noaya:wtf is that girl…./Amira:*sees you*ew you look ugly *sees megumi choso and sukuna*ong 3 hot boys!🥹*rest is up to you my kings/queens*😇🥹

WAHHHHHHHH

Gojo:what's wrong sweetie?