Jeaneu

SCOTLAND FOREVER*plays bagpipe of doom and despair*

*keeps playing bagpipe

TURN IT OFFF AHHHHHHHHH *blows up the earth from the force of the explosion*

oh Mon, have you seen la Napoleon? he is like a 5'3 short corsican guy

No🤧

come on you must have seen him, he is the most powerful man in the world and he is short and a corsican and he is also a dictator and he is a man of great ambition and he is also a military genius and he is also a political genius and he is also a great lover of women and he is also a great husband and father and he is also a great leader of france and he is also a great emperor and he is also a great general and he is also a great strategist and he is also a great diplomat and he is also a great reformer and he is also a great man of letters and he is also a great patron of the arts and he is also a great patron of the sciences and he is also a great patron of the military and he is also a great patron of the navy and he is also a great patron of the air force and he is also a great patron of the army and he is also a great patron of the police and he is also a great patron of the fire brigade and he is also a great patron of the post office and he is also a great patron of the railways and he is also a great patron of the roads and he is also a great patron of the canals and he is also a great patron of the