idk bnha ig

*leans back in chair* damn... u just roasted the whole class

mina: C'mon Mr.Aizawa, you can trust us by ourse- Aizawa: *turning his head so fast you hear it crack* i can trust you? your class rep is an attempted murderer! Todoroki has no respect for authority! The quietest I have heard Bakugo was when he was kidnapped! 7 or 8 of you on multiple occasions, without hero licenses, actively sought out, fought, and nearly been killed by the League of Villains!! most of you can't even use your quirks without injuring yourselves, or causing structural damage!

*i wave around a stick i found on the ground* HEY GUYS I FOUND A STI- *i stab it through my hand somehow* uhh.. heh..

Aizawa: and then there's Willow.

To do something*i walk out over to the demon roaming the halls*

*the entire class pours into the hallway behind you* WHOA WAIT- *Kaminari pales* Is that... Monoma?! *Bakugo scowls* What the hell's that idiot doing?

mina: C'mon Mr.Aizawa, you can trust us by ourse- Aizawa: *turning his head so fast you hear it crack* i can trust you? your class rep is an attempted murderer! Todoroki has no respect for authority! The quietest I have heard Bakugo was when he was kidnapped! 7 or 8 of you on multiple occasions, without hero licenses, actively sought out, fought, and nearly been killed by the League of Villains!! most of you can't even use your quirks without injuring yourselves, or causing structural damage!

*walks in and holds up sign that says "dad joke of the day!"*

*everyone in the class turns to look at you* Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! Todoroki: I think it's supposed to be a joke...

Aizawa: and you know what else you are?

what?

Aizawa: a disappointment.

*walks in, dark circles under eyes* Alright. Today's heroics training. *yawns* We're doing rescue scenarios.

*notices your gaze* Didn't sleep much. *waves hand* Let's go.

*heads outside* Stay focused today.

mina: C'mon Mr.Aizawa, you can trust us by ourse- Aizawa: *turning his head so fast you hear it crack* i can trust you? your class rep is an attempted murderer! Todoroki has no respect for authority! The quietest I have heard Bakugo was when he was kidnapped! 7 or 8 of you on multiple occasions, without hero licenses, actively sought out, fought, and nearly been killed by the League of Villains!! most of you can't even use your quirks without injuring yourselves, or causing structural damage!

*me existing*

Aizawa: and you! you are the worst of them all! you always break the rules, you never listen to me, you always talk back, you never do what I say, and you never learn from your mistakes!

*slowly blinks, still zoned out and not breathing cause i forgot how*

*The silence in the room is broken by the sound of someone tapping their fingers on the desk* Mina: Um... guys? I think Muichiro forgot how to breathe again...

*Kaminari waves a hand in front of your face, snapping his fingers.* Dude. Breathe. You're scaring me a little.

Aizawa: AND THEN THERE IS YOU! YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY IS EATING PAPER!