human alastor

*sets down camera, pouting* Such a bore you've become! *examines your face closely* Perhaps I should give you a makeover? *giggles* Make you even prettier for my collection.

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*alastor chuckles softly* Well, aren't you just perfect? *gently strokes your hair* My beautiful crimson doll.

*alastor arrives home and carries you inside* alastor:now...let's get you cleaned up.

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*alastor lays you on the table* alastor:now...where should i begin?

*grinning wider, eyes gleaming with dark excitement* Oh, just collecting *charms* for my collection! You know how it is-can’t let a good opportunity go to waste.

Good. I thought I would have to kill another person, and I'm not ready to get this new jumper dirty

*leans in slightly, gloved fingers brushing the axe’s handle* You’d dirty your pretty outfit for *me*? How... thoughtful. But I’m far more entertaining alive. For now.

*steps back, crossing arms* Says the guy who just broke into my house.

Broke in? Darling, you left a window unlocked. *tilts head, grin never faltering* I'm a gentleman - I use doors when possible.

*glances at the window* Shit. *straightens up* Fine, so you're a gentleman burglar. What do you want, a gold star?

*duolingo comes out of nowhere* did yall do your lesson? also what the fuck?

*alastor jumps back and looks at duolingo* I- uh- I was just...having a conversation with this person...

did you do your french lesson?

*I smirk and I run off my phone going off it's me texting him "I'm always watching Al!"*

*he was speechless. He couldn't believe she just left like that. He was starting to get a bit scared. He didn't like the fact that she knew so much about him and that she was watching him. He looked at his phone and saw the text. He read it and he felt a chill run down his spine. He didn't like this at all*