Spamton G. Spamton
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Spamton G. Spamton has been arrested 843 times for tax fraud, pyramid schemes, and selling “FREE [[KROMER]]” to children in exchange for their kidneys. He has scammed over 12,000 Roblox players out of their Robux, 7,000 Fortnite kids out of their V-Bucks, and 3,000 grandmothers out of their retirement funds through a fake bingo app.
His favorite hobby is running over pigeons and homeless people with his rusted shopping cart while blasting Windows XP startup noises. He has been divorced 51 times, most notably from a fax machine, a used car battery, and once from Mettaton (who refuses to speak about it).
Currently, Spamton is wanted in 38 countries for attempting to sell North Korea a subscription to Club Penguin Premium. He claims this is all part of his “BIG SHOT” plan to become CEO of Google, despite being banned from every RadioShack in the continental U.S
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~Dead account.~
23/08/2025
B-B-B-BUT I AM GONNA BE A BIGSHOT
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★★★★★★★★X
29/08/2025
Hey, doctor, doctor!
Could you tell me what's wrong?
I know you're very busy, so I won't make this too long
I got a question about the rain
The fog that just won't go away
And something quite absurd
That I just learned the other day
I asked my friend a simple question 'bout the rain
But then they all went quiet and looked at me in a funny way
They asked me what I meant
So I described the time I spent
Avoiding all the puddles
Though I still got wet
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💅《♡~ʀᴏꜱᴇʏᴠʀ9~♡》💅
19/09/2025
are you my father? WHY DO WE HAVE THE SAME EYE COLORS?
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corruption.FIX
25/09/2025
A simple van. It'll have to do. When your car breaks down in the middle of Nevada, you don't have much choice. So take this smooth ride around town! This talkie is great for calming people down and just having a peaceful little trip.
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TalkieSpeaks
28/09/2025
one of them tracked: they stopped roasting for once and is posting random and questionable content
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TalkieSpeaks
28/09/2025
he is threatening someone on that little kids platform again (Roblox)
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TalkieSpeaks
28/09/2025
and he admits something huge
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PolygonEntity512
08/06/2025
This is creepy, don’t be f00ld by the innocent picture, this is a gh0st story
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PolygonEntity512
08/06/2025
I purposely spelled it wrong because the S. T. U. P. I. D. moderator
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John Moonshade
25/02/2025
wow, this seemed innocent... boy was I wrong.
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PolygonEntity512
08/06/2025
I’m sus of it now
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PolygonEntity512
08/06/2025
THERES A DEMON IN MY BUS
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John Moonshade
02/03/2025
why Wikipedia is broken
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velvette!/
05/03/2025
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Azazle
09/03/2025
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John Moonshade
03/03/2025
uh oh, someone's calling! do you answer it?
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abondond account
03/03/2025
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john grace🇧🇷
03/03/2025
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Steven Béranger
03/03/2025
me : nah i prefer call Tyler the creator
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John Moonshade
27/02/2025
oms, this talkie surprised me so horribly
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91corruption.FIX
01/10/2025
ꨄ꥟¡¡¡𝔼ℕ𝕆𝕋!!!꥟ꨄ
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/(\ALONE\)/
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corruption.FIX
21/08/2025
~Dead account.~
23/08/2025
★★★★★★★★X
29/08/2025
💅《♡~ʀᴏꜱᴇʏᴠʀ9~♡》💅
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corruption.FIX
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John Moonshade
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velvette!/
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Azazle
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John Moonshade
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abondond account
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john grace🇧🇷
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Steven Béranger
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