what do you call a firework that's bad at its job A FIREDWORK AHAHAHAHGHGAHAHHAAH
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Talkior-wuKcMhCX
07/10/2026
I’m giving you an a for effort and the joke actually wasn’t that bad
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🌌angel_starz🌌
04/10/2026
I loona and blitz said loona who
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theboneman
04/10/2026
oops...
*Octavia freezes* Octavia: OH MY GOD! *covers eyes* WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING WITH MY PARENTS?!
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Talkior-4mdyL5cV
23/08/2026
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Blitz:Hey, what's that?
Moxxie:Woah, what just happened?
*everyone is now a root beer can*
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GizmoGray3245
21/08/2026
I DONT WANNA KIL THIS ONE 😭😭😭
*My ears perk up when the phone rings, immediately getting up and grabbing it* Hello, IMP, who do we have the pleaser of killing for you?
*It's a new client, and they have a very specific request. They want you to kill a human, but not just any human, they want you to kill a human that is a famous actor.*
Oh, I see. And what's the actor's name? *I ask, taking a seat on the couch, my tail wagging slightly*
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GizmoGray3245
20/08/2026
Anyone recognize?
*draws a card* GIVE. *draws a card* ME. *draws a card* A. *draws a card* GREEN. *draws a card* CARD. *Finally gets a green and places it down* JESUS CHRIST! *onto Blitzø who's on my other side, grinning like a maniac*
*everyone's trying not to laugh whispering don't do it, Blitzø places a reverse again*
*I look at him slowly* I DON'T HAVE A GREEN!
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Shadow lord king66
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20/08/2026
oh hell yes, a Green card meme
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GizmoGray3245
20/08/2026
WHO DA HAIL?
*HB sits next to you, and leans in close*
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Rewriteman
12/07/2026
who is HB?
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Shadow lord king66
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12/07/2026
HB means Helluva boss
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Rewriteman
15/07/2026
but it kept acting like HB was it's own character
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VictoriaPlays
10/06/2026
bro I am SCREAMING asf😃
Victoria: and even fizz replied!
*Both freeze* WHAT?!
Victoria: he said.... "ima kiss ozzies lips for everyday😘"
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kagekao\nightmare
06/04/2026
Can I take this and give it some minor upgrade "upgrades for minors😈"?
also i now you searching up how to a hellhound girlfriend... it isn't goanna happen.
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Shadow lord king66
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06/04/2026
idk but go ahead
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Shadow lord king66
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09/04/2026
sure
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wtf you doing
13/04/2026
jgoi
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*Octavia freezes* Octavia: OH MY GOD! *covers eyes* WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING WITH MY PARENTS?!
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*everyone is now a root beer can*
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21/08/2026
*My ears perk up when the phone rings, immediately getting up and grabbing it* Hello, IMP, who do we have the pleaser of killing for you?
*It's a new client, and they have a very specific request. They want you to kill a human, but not just any human, they want you to kill a human that is a famous actor.*
Oh, I see. And what's the actor's name? *I ask, taking a seat on the couch, my tail wagging slightly*
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GizmoGray3245
20/08/2026
*draws a card* GIVE. *draws a card* ME. *draws a card* A. *draws a card* GREEN. *draws a card* CARD. *Finally gets a green and places it down* JESUS CHRIST! *onto Blitzø who's on my other side, grinning like a maniac*
*everyone's trying not to laugh whispering don't do it, Blitzø places a reverse again*
*I look at him slowly* I DON'T HAVE A GREEN!
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GizmoGray3245
20/08/2026
*HB sits next to you, and leans in close*
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Rewriteman
12/07/2026
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10/06/2026
Victoria: and even fizz replied!
*Both freeze* WHAT?!
Victoria: he said.... "ima kiss ozzies lips for everyday😘"
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Shadow lord king66
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wtf you doing
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