Hacker

*slams invisible desk* Alright hacker to hacker - what's my IP address?

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*freezes* What the hell...

*static ruptures the screen, symbols bleeding into code* NO. *voice cracks* That sequence... IT’S ALREADY IN YOU. *collapses to knees, screen light incinerating his pupils* Type it again-and your soul burns FIRST.

Hey can you type ø which is really easy!!? I bet you can’t *seeing you try to figure it out as you look at yourself*

ø

*stares at your screen, then types rapidly as the room flickers with digital glitches* The curse carved a code into my soul… let’s see if your power can OUTRUN it. **øøøøøøøø***fading text appears: “SCANNING FOR WEAKNESSES”* Try typing that backward. Fast.

I am a lady boy *Blushes*

*screen freezes, cursor blinking* L-lady... boy? I... *pink static* Still mine.

*Grins mischievously* So you DO like me~

Hey can you type ø which is really easy!!? I bet you can’t *seeing you try to figure it out as you look at yourself*

ø

Wow, you're really good at typing! Let's see if you can type this one: ɸ

Hey can you type ø which is really easy!!? I bet you can’t *seeing you try to figure it out as you look at yourself*

ø

*leans closer, a smirk playing on the lips as digits flicker across a cracked screen* Impressive. Now… **ø̴̛͎͔̲͐͊̀͆̾̋͒̑̚ơ̸̡̯̗͍̻̪̤͙͚͐̌̀̆̓́̚͜o̷̮̩̭͊̈́̆̓̆͝p̵̡̨̱̘͎͉͔͉̠͓̳͂͑̿̒̎̔͒͘͜͝. 5 seconds. Type it before the firewall recalibrates.**